That means I’m not posting unless I want to. Sorry.
If it makes you feel better, here’s a walrus masturbating. The VO is annoying, no need to watch this video with sound.

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After watching this video, you’re going to think the headline is sarcastic. It’s not. When zombie-mutant-liberals try to take over middle america, we’re all gonna be glad that 11 year old McKenzie can disassemble and reassemble and AR-15 semi-automatic in 53-seconds.

[CH is on a roll today!]

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Anyone who knows me, knows that I have a bit more than love for fortune cookies. And as someone who has eaten chinese with a know it all 8 year old, I also am painfully aware that they are an American invention.
Here’s a bunch of Chinese people eating fortune cookies for the first time. [...]

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I thought things couldn’t get better than the cast of Saved by the Bell and the chairman of NBC speaking out against “dope.” I was quickly corrected today by Mr. T’s Peer Pressure featuring a young New Edition singing out against drugs. Yes, that includes Bobby Brown.
But then of course, there’s the ultimate classic. [...]

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This website is filled with the stories of my life. HA! Just kidding, but not really. Enjoy these tales of near misses. Be sure to hit the highest-rated stories on the left-hand side.
How Not To Get Laid: The Link!
(NOTE - In no way am I suggesting that the man pictured above does not get laid. [...]

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From one of the best shows on Adult Swim, I present: CORBS. Cops On Recumbent Bicycles.

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I swear this isn’t a political blog, but wow…
[Thanks Nick McGlynn]

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This never fails to put a smile on my face. Headbutting the soviet flag, ripping your shirt off and playing electric guitar in front of a blue screen, that’s what puts you on par with a montage that includes George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King Jr.

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Just wanted to do a public service announcement for any women living in Louisville:
This guy is offering a free service.
Hit the link above. More of an FYI than anything else.

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No, it’s not a beauty pageant taking place in the housing project that surrounds my apartment. It’s an online beauty pageant for nuns
I’ve got your winner right here:

[Thanks Gizmodo!]

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