The following are dramatic readings, based on posts by real fundamentalists discussing atheism on webforums.

[Thanks Dan Kim!]

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Looking for a way to blow half an hour? Might I recommend The Old Man and the Seymour? It’s a pretty good film with great performances from Amir and Street from College Humor Dot Com, as well as comedian Jordan Carlos (best known as Steven Colbert’s one black friend), and that guy who plays Waldo [...]

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Unfortunately, this video won’t teach you how to actually get someone to AGREE to have sex with you, but here’s a helpful video explaining how to not get caught if you’re lucky enough to have found a willing partner.

[From AgencySpy]

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And by that I mean he punched a prostitute and was arrested on charges of felony battery. Also, Vince’s last name is apparently not Ofer, it’s Shlomi. Vince Shlomi. Could this guy be any more awesome? No. No he could not.
From the Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she [...]

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Josh Freese was the drummer for Devo and A Perfect Circle. He’s also releasing a solo album, where you can choose to spend anything from $7 for the digital download to $75,000 for:
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.
-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about [...]

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In case you haven’t had lunch yet. This dude scans all his sandwiches before eating them. That’s kind of how I imagine the future will work: scan your sandwiches to make sure that shit won’t give you food poisoning like the egg salad sandwich at Pax in midtown. Note to self - chugging maalox actually [...]

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I haven’t updated the page as much as I should. Honestly, the net’s been kind of boring recently. But since today’s St. Patrick’s Day (which, btw, should definitely be an official holiday,) grab a pint of guinness and enjoy this classic internet leprechaun video.

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I have absolutely no comment to add to this. It’s simply…amazing.

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Is this the next big sport? It just may be…
UPDATE: Now with cheesy graphics!

[Thanks DK]

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I refuse to be a part of Twitter. I won’t even link to the site when i mention the name, that’s how much I dislike it. 140 character bursts of information? F that S, I say. Sure there are some uses for it, especially when it comes to customer service, but it’s also filled with [...]

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