And by that I mean he punched a prostitute and was arrested on charges of felony battery. Also, Vince’s last name is apparently not Ofer, it’s Shlomi. Vince Shlomi. Could this guy be any more awesome? No. No he could not.

From the Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Do you think he said “you followin me, camera guy?” after cleaning her blood up with a ShamWow? That might have been a bit too far. I apologize for putting that image in your mind.

[From Consumerist]

Just cuz I can’t get enough of Angry Christian Bale, here’s a remix by Revolucian

[Thanks to WWTDD and Julio]

Apparently some dude accidentally stepped into a shot while shooting the new Terminator movie. Christian Bale goes nuts, and now here’s the audio! Yay! I knew he was a dick ever since I saw Newsies.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN.

[TMZ from Jenny! Thanks!

Sometimes Craigslist ads speak for themselves

[Thanks to Sarah for the link]

Frankly, I don’t even have anything to say about this one, except this clip from Fox and Friends is amazing, and I am apparently going to live a long, long life.