Why not, right? Valentine’s day sucks as it is, so check out BanValentinesDay.com to read the many reasons people have come up with, and send in why YOU think Valentine’s Day should be banned.

It’s about time men got to tell their own story. Lord knows it’s never depicted properly in the liberal feminist media. So here’s the deal: “The Bodygroom Manalogues” is from the same people that did Shave Everywhere. It’s a bunch of legitimately funny stories about shaving one’s body hair, all performed by this guy who I think I recognize from MadTV. One’s a street slam, one’s the story of a former soviet hair model, and so on.

You can clap when you like a part in a “manalogue” by hitting space bar. You can submit your own to have it performed by the dude. All in all, it’s pretty damn slick. So check it all out by clicking right here.

You can add more cowbell and more Walken to any song you want at MoreCowbell.dj. This was 69% Cowbell and 77% Walken.

You got a better one? Post it in the responses.

[Thanks to DK and Tom]

Seriously. You put in the desired email you want in the “from” and send any email to anyone. Good times. Make sure to hit enter a bunch of times at the end of your message, otherwise the “this is fake” sentence will be WAY too close to the main body.

Check out deadfake.com

Oh yea, an error will come up after you send the email. It’ll say “oops we couldn’t send it.” The errors wrong, it sends.

And it’s awesome.