You’ve seen this type of stuff before, here’s another one, for Billy Mays’ Gopher. Ohhhh yea.

[Thanks Len!]

Yes. And I thought the only good Sega could do for me was strengthen my thumb muscles. They’re releasing the LoveTrainer! It’s a set of headphones you wear that tells you how to have better sex. Cuz when I’m having sex (which definitely happens all the time) I like having my ears covered and a voice whispering in my ear saying “You are making love at a very good pace” or “The foreplay will now begin!”

And for those that don’t think it’s Sega, it comes from Itami which is a different name for Sega in the states, since no one would trust them to train you in the art of making love.

[Good post, Giz!]

PISSED OFF UPDATE: This was a Hoax. Damn internet pranksters!

I dated an antisemite once. It was great, but ultimately you end up with an emptiness inside. And a burning cross in your yard.

It looked a lot like this wholesome family christmas decoration:

[American Family Association via Gizmodo]

I was in montreal for a wedding this weekend. Without the help of my DVR, I had the pleasure of enjoying some top shelf infomercials. My favorite, by far, was for the “FlavorWave Turbo.” Was it an amazing product? Maybe. But for me, it was all about hearing Mr. T saying “Enough of this jibber jabber, it’s time to pick up the phone and order your very own FlavorWave Turbo Oven.”

I wish this highlights reel included the takes of Mr T saying “Set it to cook and you’re off the hook”, but I guess that’s how they get you to watch it again.

PS - if anyone can help me track down the Quebecois french version of this infomercial I would appreciate it.

Just saying, Japan is CRAZY.

[Thanks Consumerist]

Some may have noticed that this site doesn’t get updated on the weekends, or when I’m busy. That’s why I’m thinking about investing in this blogging robot.

Pretty sweet, right?

This is the happiest day of my life! A company called Wonder Pizza has a vending machine that’ll cook a pizza in TWO MINUTES!!

[Slashfood via BuzzFeed via Consumerist

when you can get Dog Condoms?!

From the site:

So if you ask “Why Dog Condoms™?” I ask you right back, “How could you dream of any other solution, now that you know this easy, affordable remedy exists?”

Take that, Bob Barker.