Josh Freese was the drummer for Devo and A Perfect Circle. He’s also releasing a solo album, where you can choose to spend anything from $7 for the digital download to $75,000 for:

-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.
-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story.
-Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.)
-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
-Josh will join your band for a month…play shows, record, party with groupies, etc….
-If you don’t have a band he’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here)
-If you don’t live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he’ll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin’s place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.

All the details are right here.

[Josh Freese Dot Com via Consumerist]

That’s a real red light camera picture from Germany. They’re programmed to take the picture of the driver on the left-hand side. British cars have the driver on the right.

Since Animal can’t be blamed for running the light, this dude got out of the ticket. Awesome.

[Thanks to The Giz]

There are few things in life that can be more entertaining than having a monkey as a waiter. Apparently, this guy in Japan had monkeys as pets (awesome in and of itself), but then saw one of them copying him. So now he’s got two monkey waiters and he’s training 3 more.

I can’t wait to eat that monkey…

[Thanks Consumerist

I felt like this scheme was crazy enough to share:

David at my work has been ordering $500 worth of presidential dollar coins from the US mint on his rewards credit card, then promptly depositing them into his bank account to pay off the balance. That’s right…you’re purchasing money and then paying it off with the money you just purchased. Free points for all.

Now, I’m not important enough to have a decent rewards card, but you could also buy money on a 0% interest card, and then deposit into savings. Let that interest accrue, baby. Let it accrue.

Click on over to SlickDeals for the info.

All I want to know is what the tellers have been thinking by the 8th time my coworker deposited $500 in presidential coins…