Really? No.

[viaGiz]

I refuse to be a part of Twitter. I won’t even link to the site when i mention the name, that’s how much I dislike it. 140 character bursts of information? F that S, I say. Sure there are some uses for it, especially when it comes to customer service, but it’s also filled with little nuggets like “Waitin 2 pay @Deli. WING TIME!” It’s just masturbation. And I don’t like masturbating in public. Trust me, I’ve tried. Anyway…DAILY SHOW!

I don’t get it either. Apparently some people in this world have never seen Star Wars. I think its mostly girls who are afraid to admit that a movie called “Star Wars” could be amazing. Anyway, this chick is one of those types. But she’s seen parts of it, so here’s her recap of what happens in the original 3.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Heh heh, Hans.

We may laugh at these old people who don’t know their way around the interconnected webs, but at least the old woman in the video can use her mouse. When I was younger, I taught old people how to use computers, and this one woman just didn’t get the mouse. She would bring it to her mouth and say what she wanted to do. Not making this up.

[Where else would I have found this? Giz.>

That’s awesome. I don’t know what this Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is, but they definitely have a sense of humor.

[Giz posted it first]

Yea, the original trailer for Star Wars IV: A New Hope. God it makes it look so bad. This trailer isn’t even as good as the trailer for Zardoz.

It’s nice to see how far movie trailers have come.

Just saying.

[Thanks Digg]

God I love NES jokes. This is the right kind of online advertising. Seth MacFarlane is paid by BK to do a bunch of funny stuff. The only ad is at the beginning when it says “Presented by BK”

Good stuff. Good stuff.

The iPhone IS evil! Also, nice to see God’s Pottery. I’m not usually a supporter of anything even closely associated with “Root of all Evil”, but again, this is pretty good.

I know you don’t necessarily give gifts for the high holy days…but if someone was wondering what I might be interested in, it would definitely be a robot painting.

Check out all the art here

[Thanks to Barb for finding the art.]