I fuckin love the 80s.

[Thanks, Leo!]

I know. I KNOW. This is turning into the Barack-o-blog here, but this site is only a reflection of what’s going on online. Don’t blame me, blame everyone else on the interwebs. Anyway, this chick on Fox talks about the sexual life of the Obamas, and we find out a BIT too much I think.

The consensus here is she meant a fist-pound. That is NOT at all what she said.

[Got it from WWTDD]

Even the announcer’s left speechless.

[Thanks Steff, for knowing the cheerleader in question]

I know just how that vibrator feels. Except I can’t cook frittatas.

Remember that Craigslist ad for a Sarah Palin Porn lookalike? No? Scroll down, I refuse to link to it.

Anyway, good news! They found their Sarah. It’s for a Larry Flynt production entitled “Nailin’ Palin”. I like rhymes.

Read all about it at WWTDD.

And, well, since I’m a pervert…here she is next to the potential VP. Something seems…off? Bigger than it should be? I can’t quite put my finger on it…

And since we’re discussing politics, here’s a Palin Debate Flow Chart.

Sometimes Craigslist ads speak for themselves

[Thanks to Sarah for the link]

No, it’s not a beauty pageant taking place in the housing project that surrounds my apartment. It’s an online beauty pageant for nuns

I’ve got your winner right here:

[Thanks Gizmodo!]

The code for 30 lives in 2-player contra? Or the way to give a girl a really good time? Maybe both? Maybe?

[Thanks to Complex for this great, great find.]