I love these monkeys.

I don’t know Keanu. What do your friends think?

[via Buzzfeed]

Is this news? Is it racist? Or just hilarious?

[Thanks, Alex]

It’s like Kanye and TI meet Walter Cronkite! This is so awesome.

Need more? You know you do. Click Here.

[Where else? Got it from The Giz]

I haven’t updated the page as much as I should. Honestly, the net’s been kind of boring recently. But since today’s St. Patrick’s Day (which, btw, should definitely be an official holiday,) grab a pint of guinness and enjoy this classic internet leprechaun video.

News anchors can be huge dicks sometimes. Especially, apparently, the ones at News 4 in DC

With an article title like “I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto”, I can promise you this article offers you nothing new in life to learn from. Except what kind of person doesn’t even date until his mother’s dead? Those are some serious mommy issues.

Thanks for letting us know, CNN. You have a sick, sick sense of humor.

[Thanks, Lauren]

I know, I know. They look so fucking cuddly. I, too, have always wanted to hug a panda. But apparently it’s a bad idea to hop the panda fence at the zoo, cuz that cute and cuddly panda will attack.

I wish video of the attack existed. That shit would get millions of views simply because of the combination of cute and violent, kind of like

It was like “kwapeh.” Sidenote: listen for the news crew laughing at this kid also. Might take a second viewing though, you’ll be too busy laughing the first go-round.

[Thanks Mike]