Apparently a vital part of the olympics is the sex in the Olympic Village. <—NOTE TO MY BROTHER: Most of that sentence is a link.

Thanks Eitan

So last night I was hanging out at this roof party and then we were all like “It’s 11 pm! We have to go watch the michael phelps race.”

It was truly a glorious moment for my home state of maryland, where I also swam.

I’m not saying I’m as good a swimmer as Michael Phelps just because we’re from the same state…the fact is that someone resourceful enough can find my slow, slow race times on Google. I look more like this guy:

On a completely separate tipic, does anyone else feel creepy watching womens gymnastics? Just saying…

I do a lot of video editing, so I definitely appreciate a solid joke about terrible, terrible editing. CollegeHumor.com posted this video a couple days ago, so sorry if I’m late to the party on this one.

Check it out.

Wow. This Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai killed his elbow. Like, it’s dead. Watch the video if you want, or you can just imagine what happens to a 150 pound man when he tries to clean and jerk 300 pounds.

Ouch.

Thanks LiveLeak

EDIT: Apparently, that video was taken down. Fortunately, The good folks at BallHype still have the video up.

But they won’t share the embed code. Jerks.