I fuckin love the 80s.

[Thanks, Leo!]

Pretty self explanatory.
[Thanks, Schlak! Via Fancy Pipes!]]

Unfortunately, this video won’t teach you how to actually get someone to AGREE to have sex with you, but here’s a helpful video explaining how to not get caught if you’re lucky enough to have found a willing partner.

[From AgencySpy]

Josh Freese was the drummer for Devo and A Perfect Circle. He’s also releasing a solo album, where you can choose to spend anything from $7 for the digital download to $75,000 for:

-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.
-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story.
-Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.)
-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
-Josh will join your band for a month…play shows, record, party with groupies, etc….
-If you don’t have a band he’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here)
-If you don’t live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he’ll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin’s place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.

All the details are right here.

[Josh Freese Dot Com via Consumerist]

Is this the next big sport? It just may be…

UPDATE: Now with cheesy graphics!

[Thanks DK]

Hahahaha. Wait, what?! What’s that back there?!

[Thanks Jeff]

Apparently some dude accidentally stepped into a shot while shooting the new Terminator movie. Christian Bale goes nuts, and now here’s the audio! Yay! I knew he was a dick ever since I saw Newsies.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN.

[TMZ from Jenny! Thanks!

But this dramatically read email is fantastic.
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Here’s a fun interactive way to not be bored anymore! Head on down to google and type in the following:

worst band in the world

Awesome. Just awesome.

Back in film school we used to call a 5-MINUTE film a short film. 5 Seconds though? Amazing. Check out 5 Second Films Dot Com for more like the one below.

While the special effects may be questionable…at least it’s over quick.