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Another break from my vow of silence to share Don’t Even Reply

I wish it was this easy to break my unintentional vow of celibacy…

Snacks and Shit might be the funniest blog I’ve read in a long time. I’ve been reading it for hours and laughing hysterically.

So I’m breaking my bloggy silence to share in its magnificent glory. I’m not gonna quote from it, just click right here for all that is great in terrible rap lyrics.

[Props to Elisabeth for telling me about this site]

As thanksgiving is what’s known as a “people holiday”, I will leave all blogging responsibilities to The Daily Otter. Enjoy and go eat lots of of turducken.

This website is filled with the stories of my life. HA! Just kidding, but not really. Enjoy these tales of near misses. Be sure to hit the highest-rated stories on the left-hand side.

How Not To Get Laid: The Link!

(NOTE - In no way am I suggesting that the man pictured above does not get laid. I have no doubt he does. I just felt like this site could use some more Carl Winslow.)