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Thanks to Jeff for pointing me in the direction of this awesome video of some extreme bicycling. Seriously, seriously cool shit. When I was riding around on my bike in the burbs, I would never have thought I could do flips off of trees. Probably because of a lack of athleticism, but still. Enjoy.

I have absolutely no comment to add to this. It’s simply…amazing.

Better than the 100 yd interception return. Better than the entire fourth quarter. By far, this was the best part of the super bowl. Trust me, watch his expression as he slides and realizes his impending failure.

Although maybe not as much as this guy.

It seems New York Giant Plaxico Burress has shot himself in the leg. I imagine it happened much like that video above.

It’s never good when someone’s injured, but now at least the Redskins have a better chance to beat the hell out the Giants.

[Thanks Heidi]

Even the announcer’s left speechless.

[Thanks Steff, for knowing the cheerleader in question]

It’s no Super Bowl Shuffle, but with all the purple jerseys and references to getting guys on their back, and ramming it…well…insert joke here, really.

Of course, they kind of suck at it. This looks like a rejected celebration idea from BASEketball*.

* - SIDENOTE: is BASEketball the greatest sports movie of all time? No. I guess not. But it’s still funnier than people give it credit for.

This video isn’t funny. It’s crazy. First person view of a base jumper as his parachute fails. Not to ruin the ending, but he lands in a tree. Oh wait, I think I did.

It’s pretty dramatic, except when they translate what he says in the tree to a skater-type dude’s voice saying “this sucks”. That was kinda funny.