Yea. I’m selling out right now, because DQ’s just that amazing. They’re promoting their value meal and offering a chance for me to win a year of free sweetness, and I can’t pass that up. At all. Their sundaes are what got me through college. Well, that and ritalin. Of course, you never get anything for free in this world. So what deal am I willing to make for some free DQ?

I’ll tell you what. If I get DQ for a year, I will write and produce a rap video extolling the virtues of their entire menu. Perhaps it will be about how much I miss DQ while in NYC. Rest assured, however, it will be amazing. AMAZING, I say. Amazing.

I’ve got the skillz to rap about the queen. The linked rap is just one of my critically acclaimed tracks. So again, clearly I’m selling out and I apologize, readers. But you don’t see any ads on this page, do you? I might as well get paid in free hamburgers, hot dogs, and sweet, sweet dipped cones.

In case you need a cartoon to learn how our economy got fucked up…here you go.

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

That’s awesome. I don’t know what this Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is, but they definitely have a sense of humor.

[Giz posted it first]

A lot. The best is at the end when he’s all “tricyclllllllle”. Another great reason to love Sesame Street

[Thanks Barb!!]

Just fine indeed.

[Thanks, Giz]

Remember that Craigslist ad for a Sarah Palin Porn lookalike? No? Scroll down, I refuse to link to it.

Anyway, good news! They found their Sarah. It’s for a Larry Flynt production entitled “Nailin’ Palin”. I like rhymes.

Read all about it at WWTDD.

And, well, since I’m a pervert…here she is next to the potential VP. Something seems…off? Bigger than it should be? I can’t quite put my finger on it…

And since we’re discussing politics, here’s a Palin Debate Flow Chart.

I was gonna skip this one since my site’s been getting a bit too political*…but so damn many people have been sending it to me.

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

* - seriously. This site’s been tagged in StumbleUpon as “liberal propaganda”

My brother brought my attention to this amazingly awful pilot a few weeks ago, and really there’s so little that I can say without you seeing it first. This is a long one though…19 minutes. Are you ready for a marathon of terrible dialogue, ridiculous plot twists, and who knows…maybe a terminal disease?!!

If you’re down here, I’m gonna assume you’ve watched the clip. Let’s briefly take note of just a few of the best parts:

• Businesswoman? Nope. She’s a mom now.
• The menage a tois with Ben and Jerry. I’m pretty sure Family Guy had this joke while mocking lifetime
• “I don’t want a brother. I want a Barbie Balloon!” [Adults all laugh]
• “Don’t joke.” - [I’m actually wondering, how has the American with disabilities act affected the plight of the thumbless moyel?
• Upon learning about the cancer: “Don’t, Steffy, they injected mommy with radioactivity for the bone scan.” WITH RADIOACTIVITY!

This is by far the worst 19-minute internet video I have ever see. Then again, it’s very hard for me to watch some random video online for 19 minutes, so at least it had that going for it.

If you can find something as awfully bad as this, let me know. Email imnotboredanymore.com@gmail.com
and then I can have something else to put up here.