Yea. I’m selling out right now, because DQ’s just that amazing. They’re promoting their value meal and offering a chance for me to win a year of free sweetness, and I can’t pass that up. At all. Their sundaes are what got me through college. Well, that and ritalin. Of course, you never get anything for free in this world. So what deal am I willing to make for some free DQ?
I’ll tell you what. If I get DQ for a year, I will write and produce a rap video extolling the virtues of their entire menu. Perhaps it will be about how much I miss DQ while in NYC. Rest assured, however, it will be amazing. AMAZING, I say. Amazing.
I’ve got the skillz to rap about the queen. The linked rap is just one of my critically acclaimed tracks. So again, clearly I’m selling out and I apologize, readers. But you don’t see any ads on this page, do you? I might as well get paid in free hamburgers, hot dogs, and sweet, sweet dipped cones.





