It’s portable. Its games are interchangeable. And it comes with the outraaaageous new game, Tetris.

It’s also 20 years old today.

Seriously. All the naughty bits are drawn over. Sure, it’s advertising, but who cares?! This is hilarious.

It’s about time men got to tell their own story. Lord knows it’s never depicted properly in the liberal feminist media. So here’s the deal: “The Bodygroom Manalogues” is from the same people that did Shave Everywhere. It’s a bunch of legitimately funny stories about shaving one’s body hair, all performed by this guy who I think I recognize from MadTV. One’s a street slam, one’s the story of a former soviet hair model, and so on.

You can clap when you like a part in a “manalogue” by hitting space bar. You can submit your own to have it performed by the dude. All in all, it’s pretty damn slick. So check it all out by clicking right here.

And the Redskins’ Chris Cooley is one of many reasons I’m excited. Check this video out, you’ll understand.