This guy is amazing. He’s the same no matter what he’s selling. It’s always the greatest product ever. And they always have two words stuck together like ShamWow or SlapChop. Although I don’t think this one’s made in Germany, at least the free “Graty” is perfect for fettucini, linguine, martini…
Although I think he’s a little down in the dumps. Some proof:
- “This tuna’s boring. Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
- “Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore” [about onions]
Finally, some other really quick favorite parts, in no particular order:
- The sound effect after he throws the store-bought chopper for being worthless.
- The arrow to point out the skin on the onion, just in case you can’t see it.
- “You’re gonna have an exciting life now” while he’s still talking about the tuna.
- The sparkling chopped fruit.
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don’t forget “you’re going to love my nuts”
you can do it on the FLOOR…
that’s not sanitary.
did he say bikini?
@Jesstoon - you know damn well “you’re gonna love my nuts” was on purpose. I’m not giving them props for a joke that they MEANT to make.
@Tink482 - I think that last one was “fittini”
+1 for “You’re gonna LOVE my nuts” How can you miss that line?
Also, a great one: pops open like a BUTTA-fly
@internets - You’re gonna love my nuts was on purpose. I like the bad parts that arent meant to be funny.
Jason - oh…it sounded like bikini. I was like ‘what’
thx.
lol the grandma was like
“It’s EASY! You just got..one hand (*holds up hand and chops invisible food*) And CHOP AWAY!!”
*Laughs hystericlly*
It sounds like they’re paying her to say it’s awesome.
lol if crazy grandma And biker dude with orange watch has one, I want one too!!!
“we’re going to make america skinny again with one slap!”
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