So last night I was hanging out at this roof party and then we were all like “It’s 11 pm! We have to go watch the michael phelps race.”
It was truly a glorious moment for my home state of maryland, where I also swam.
I’m not saying I’m as good a swimmer as Michael Phelps just because we’re from the same state…the fact is that someone resourceful enough can find my slow, slow race times on Google. I look more like this guy:
On a completely separate tipic, does anyone else feel creepy watching womens gymnastics? Just saying…
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